The almighty Robbaz.
|Full name||Robert Öberg|
|Rank||King of Sweden|
"Robbaz here, King of Sweden."
(Robbaz's catchphrase, which he now considers old and stupid.)
Robbaz (Robert Öberg) is a popular YouTube personality, who has claimed fame with his gaming videos, playing video games such as Skyrim, Battlefield 3, Mount & Blade, ZombiU, Kerbal Space Program, Saints Row 4 and Battlefield 4 (although he has also made videos on numerous other games).
Robbaz claimed to be King of Sweden but has lately stopped using the phrase because it felt "old and stupid", he also stopped and toned down many other catch phrases and words.
Recently, Robbaz has shown to have some sort of fascination with Corgis. Robbaz first began mentioning the adorable creatures in his ZombiU playthrough and then later in Kerbal Space Program as his Kerbals' sworn enemies. In his recent A Clash of Kings mod playthrough, Robbaz has adopted the Corgi as his house sigil.
- He has a pet Horker, called Walrus. He also has a pet Polar Bear called Oslo (after the Norwegian capital).
- He has also known a person called "Will Glass" Also known as "Sepherchorde".
- He is a chef.
- He seems to be the only person capable of conversing with Walrus.
- Robbaz' signature move is "the Dental Appointment", which involves him punching his enemies in the face. Repeatedly.
- He got a bad liver from drinking too much mead.
- "Call of Cthulhu - Part 8 - The great excape! 'Viking Commentary'"
- He once got food poisoning by "eating some old ass risotto"
- He is the self-proclaimed 'King of Sweden'.
- He is able to mine obsidian with his nipple.
- He is the king of the Cheesecake Planet.
- He is the founder of Viking Technology™
- Robbaz once won the Nobel Prize for not giving a single fuck about physics.
- He has anxiety, depression, and social awesomeness.
- He has given less fucks than anyone else in history.
- He has developed viking nipple laser technology.
- His favorite vehicle is the Volvo, although he chooses not to drive in real life.
- His nipples are pure beautiful gold, and able to cut through any material.
- He once fought Chuck Norris over some pancakes. In recent years, this event has been named "The Big Bang" .
- He is CEO and Chief Science-Man at Viking Space Industries, currently researching the Viking Space Program.
- Robbaz is not actual a male but a mix between a god and the crispiest bacon ever made
- They say shooting stars are actually just Robbaz flying on Walrus
- It is of belief that Robbaz is actually a vampire in reality. Due to his pale appearance and lust for blood during his 400th video, "Blood Pancakes."
- It is said that Robbaz is the reason why men have nipples.
- He is the cockmaster and therefore, destroyer of pussies.
- He is currently amassing a sleeper agent army of Vikings to one day plunder the British Isles and eat their disgusting food.
- He is in cohorts with the elusive King of Midgets, known only as "Daly."
- He counts the titles of "King of Pancakes" and "King of the Meatballs" among his many accolades.
- His daughter, Victoria Ingrid Alice Désirée, Crown Princess of Sweden, Duchess of Västergötland, is 24 years older than him, this fact has stirred controversy in the worlds of biology physics, as all genetic testing has shown that she is indeed his daughter, and that he is indeed only 22 years of age, ergo the only possible solutions are either that he has somehow mastered time travel and used it to, as he would put it, "shag the queen," or that the rumors that he is in fact an immortal vampire-viking from the era of Harald Sigurdsson Hardradi are true. Robbaz has publically responded to all allegations by stating "Fuck it."
The many faces of King Robbaz.